no. you can't hotbox the world.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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