she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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