the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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