Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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