Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
