he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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