She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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