Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
is wine microwaveable?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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