i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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