After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I need a beard to bite.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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