I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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