If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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