Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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