Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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