should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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