I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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