This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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