You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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