Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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