its not stalking. its research.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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