OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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