You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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