i barfeds in our rink
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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