wat bout pragnant strippers??
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am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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