can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Randomize
