u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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