Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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