why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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