i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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