It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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