He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
MIDGETS
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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