then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i now understand why vodka
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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