And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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