oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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