i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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