i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
then he tried to convert me to islam
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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