Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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