I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You were trust falling into bushes
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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