This girl is more easily done than said...
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
