Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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