when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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