But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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