he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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