Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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