I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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