You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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