oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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