I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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