the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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