come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm sobbing to NWA
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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