He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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