return my video game
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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